"I'm not eating that," Pippin declared resolutely.

"Possibly the first time those words have ever been uttered," Merry muttered

And it just gets better from there! Ah Pip, too young to appreciate those ample bosoms, at least in the same way that Frodo and Merry would, though I think that Merry would have been a bit overwhelmed if he had met any success, lol!